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Arran Oddities Coasters
Order: AOCS
Arran has it's fair share of strange customs and we thought it was about time to make light of them in this new range of coasters. Whether you recognise some of these "Oddities" in your daily routine, or you think they'd suit a friend or relative, we're sure there is something for everyone in this somewhat daring range! After our initial launch late last year, we hope to extend the product line for these items during 2008. There are twenty different Arran Oddities Coasters, each with a different humorous statement. You can purchase them separately or if you would prefer you can purchase the full set for a special price of £29.95.
20 Arran Oddities Coasters - for only £29.95


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Arran Coasters - Arran Gossip
Order: AOCAGOS
Size: 90mm x 90mm
Description: Arran Gossip - "The belief that anything no matter how trivial, needs to be reported, documented and discussed. Arran gossip is a handy tool for anyone wishing to spread a trivial fact about anything, a false piece of rumour in an attempt to draw attention away from themselves or anyone that simply wants to have a laugh."
Price: £1.99 |

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Arran Coasters - Arran Sweater
Order: AOCASWE
Size: 90mm x 90mm
Description: Arran Sweater - "Non-existent article of clothing, mistakenly asked for by tourists who, to their horror, find they have visited the wrong island."
Price: £1.99 |

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Arran Parking Coasters
Order: AOCAPAR
Size: 90mm x 90mm
Description: Arran Parking - "The parking behaviour of the “locals” is often unique. The most common places for locals to park are: Outside the front door of the small co-op, the bottleneck at the post office in Brodick, three feet from any kerb and facing the wrong way at the ferry terminal in order to greet family/friends coming off the boat."
Price: £1.99 |

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Buzzard Coaster
Order: AOCBCOA
Size: 90mm x 90mm
Description: Buzzard - "Brown, medium sized bird of prey, common throughout the island. Best recognised by standing next to a visitor who is proclaiming, “Look, there’s an eagle”."
Price: £1.99 |

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Cagoule Coaster
Order: AOCCAG
Size: 90mm x 90mm
Description: Cagoule - "Bright, flappy outer garment used by walkers as a distress beacon when in trouble on a mountain."
Price: £1.99 |

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Coach Coaster
Order: AOCCCOA
Size: 90mm x 90mm
Description: Coach - "Overly wide European-style bus, often found at Brodick Castle, Lochranza Distillery and in many of the ditches in between."
Price: £1.99 |

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English Currency Coaster
Order: AOCECUR
Size: 90mm x 90mm
Description: English Currency - "Strange and unnecessary ritual conducted by most English tourists prior to departure to ensure that they must have only English notes when leaving the island."
Price: £1.99 |

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Fluorescent Jacket Coaster
Order: AOCFJAC
Size: 90mm x 90mm
Description: Fluorescent Jacket Coaster - "Yellow jacket worn by emergency services including the police, ambulance, coastguard, fire brigade, first responders, your neighbours, etc… The fluorescent jacket identifies you as a valuable member of any community rescue outfit and is often the only requirement for joining one."
Price: £1.99 |

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Fudge Coaster
Order: AOCFCOA
Size: 90mm x 90mm
Description: Fudge Coaster - "A famous product which is sold in just about every gift shop. The quintessential gift from Arran which is made in southern England and therefore of no significant relevance to the island."
Price: £1.99 |

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Gourock Coaster
Order: AOCGOU
Size: 90mm x 90mm
Description: Gourock Coaster - "Alternative ferry destination to Ardrossan used at the discretion of the ship’s captain who has probably left his car there the night before."
Price: £1.99 |

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Otter Coaster
Order: AOCOTT
Size: 90mm x 90mm
Description: Otter Coaster - "Rare sea-going mammal, which is often wrongly identified. An “otter” is usually a small seal, piece of driftwood or the figment of an over-excitable imagination."
Price: £1.99 |

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Wheelie Bin Coaster
Order: AOCWBIN
Size: 90mm x 90mm
Description: Wheelie Bin Coaster - "Newly introduced large plastic waste receptacle which, when empty, falls over and manoeuvres itself down the street with the aid of two plastic wheels and a gust of wind."
Price: £1.99 |

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Calendars Coasters
Order: AOCCAL
Size: 90mm x 90mm
Description: Calendars Coaster - "A range of photographs which appear to be the same year after year but
are nevertheless bought
in huge quantities by
locals and visitors."
Price: £1.99 |

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Golf Course Coaster
Order: AOCGCOU
Size: 90mm x 90mm
Description: "Large area of
grassland, often used
as a hideout for local
business people
during any weekday
afternoon."
Price: £1.99 |

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Holiday Home Coaster
Order: AOCHHOM
Size: 90mm x 90mm
Description: "Empty house used
by an unknown
family once a year."
Price: £1.99 |

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MOT Coaster
Order: AOCMOT
Size: 90mm x 90mm
Description: "Rare and often
unheard of piece of
government-enforced
stationery."
Price: £1.99 |

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Playgroup Coaster
Order: AOCPLA
Size: 90mm x 90mm
Description: "Gathering of local
women who discuss
their neighbours
in detail. Children are
often welcome."
Price: £1.99 |

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Arran Postal Service Coaster
Order: AOCPSER
Size: 90mm x 90mm
Description: "Letters and parcels which arrive
at your house just after dusk.
Delays to the service are often
caused by your neighbours who
seem to think it appropriate to
approach the postman/woman
for any recent gossip they’ve
learnt on their rounds."
Price: £1.99 |

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October Holidays Coaster
Order: AOCOHOL
Size: 90mm x 90mm
Description: "Strange mass-migration by
many island locals, destined for
Yorkshire, the highlands or
Tenerife, ensuring that when
they arrive, they’ll meet up
with the very same people they
live and work with back home."
Price: £1.99 |

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Scotland in Miniature Coaster
Order: AOCSIMIN
Size: 90mm x 90mm
Description: "An overused expression to
illustrate that Arran has a
mountain, some deer and
enough heather to stick to
the front of your car."
Price: £1.99
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