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Arran Oddities Coasters
Order: AOCS

Arran has it's fair share of strange customs and we thought it was about time to make light of them in this new range of coasters. Whether you recognise some of these "Oddities" in your daily routine, or you think they'd suit a friend or relative, we're sure there is something for everyone in this somewhat daring range! After our initial launch late last year, we hope to extend the product line for these items during 2008. There are twenty different Arran Oddities Coasters, each with a different humorous statement. You can purchase them separately or if you would prefer you can purchase the full set for a special price of £29.95.

20 Arran Oddities Coasters - for only £29.95

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Arran Coasters - Arran Sweater
Order: AOCASWE

Size: 90mm x 90mm
Description: Arran Sweater - "Non-existent article of clothing, mistakenly asked for by tourists who, to their horror, find they have visited the wrong island."

Price: £1.99

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Arran Parking Coasters
Order: AOCAPAR

Size: 90mm x 90mm
Description: Arran Parking - "The parking behaviour of the “locals” is often unique. The most common places for locals to park are: Outside the front door of the small co-op, the bottleneck at the post office in Brodick, three feet from any kerb and facing the wrong way at the ferry terminal in order to greet family/friends coming off the boat."

Price: £1.99

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Buzzard Coaster
Order: AOCBCOA

Size: 90mm x 90mm
Description: Buzzard - "Brown, medium sized bird of prey, common throughout the island. Best recognised by standing next to a visitor who is proclaiming, “Look, there’s an eagle”."

Price: £1.99

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Cagoule Coaster
Order: AOCCAG

Size: 90mm x 90mm
Description: Cagoule - "Bright, flappy outer garment used by walkers as a distress beacon when in trouble on a mountain."

Price: £1.99

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Coach Coaster
Order: AOCCCOA

Size: 90mm x 90mm
Description: Coach - "Overly wide European-style bus, often found at Brodick Castle, Lochranza Distillery and in many of the ditches in between."

Price: £1.99

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English Currency Coaster
Order: AOCECUR

Size: 90mm x 90mm
Description: English Currency - "Strange and unnecessary ritual conducted by most English tourists prior to departure to ensure that they must have only English notes when leaving the island."

Price: £1.99

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Fluorescent Jacket Coaster
Order: AOCFJAC

Size: 90mm x 90mm
Description: Fluorescent Jacket Coaster - "Yellow jacket worn by emergency services including the police, ambulance, coastguard, fire brigade, first responders, your neighbours, etc… The fluorescent jacket identifies you as a valuable member of any community rescue outfit and is often the only requirement for joining one."

Price: £1.99

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Fudge Coaster
Order: AOCFCOA

Size: 90mm x 90mm
Description: Fudge Coaster - "A famous product which is sold in just about every gift shop. The quintessential gift from Arran which is made in southern England and therefore of no significant relevance to the island."

Price: £1.99

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Gourock Coaster
Order: AOCGOU

Size: 90mm x 90mm
Description: Gourock Coaster - "Alternative ferry destination to Ardrossan used at the discretion of the ship’s captain who has probably left his car there the night before."

Price: £1.99

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Otter Coaster
Order: AOCOTT

Size: 90mm x 90mm
Description: Otter Coaster - "Rare sea-going mammal, which is often wrongly identified. An “otter” is usually a small seal, piece of driftwood or the figment of an over-excitable imagination."

Price: £1.99

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Wheelie Bin Coaster
Order: AOCWBIN

Size: 90mm x 90mm
Description: Wheelie Bin Coaster - "Newly introduced large plastic waste receptacle which, when empty, falls over and manoeuvres itself down the street with the aid of two plastic wheels and a gust of wind."

Price: £1.99

Calendars Coasters
Order: AOCCAL

Size: 90mm x 90mm
Description: Calendars Coaster - "A range of photographs which appear to be the same year after year but are nevertheless bought in huge quantities by locals and visitors."

Price: £1.99

Golf Course Coaster
Order: AOCGCOU

Size: 90mm x 90mm
Description: "Large area of grassland, often used as a hideout for local business people
during any weekday afternoon."

Price: £1.99

Holiday Home Coaster
Order: AOCHHOM

Size: 90mm x 90mm
Description: "Empty house used by an unknown family once a year."

Price: £1.99

MOT Coaster
Order: AOCMOT

Size: 90mm x 90mm
Description: "Rare and often unheard of piece of government-enforced stationery."

Price: £1.99

Playgroup Coaster
Order: AOCPLA

Size: 90mm x 90mm
Description: "Gathering of local women who discuss their neighbours in detail. Children are often welcome."

Price: £1.99

Arran Postal Service Coaster
Order: AOCPSER

Size: 90mm x 90mm
Description: "Letters and parcels which arrive at your house just after dusk. Delays to the service are often caused by your neighbours who seem to think it appropriate to
approach the postman/woman for any recent gossip they’ve learnt on their rounds."

Price: £1.99

October Holidays Coaster
Order: AOCOHOL

Size: 90mm x 90mm
Description: "Strange mass-migration by many island locals, destined for Yorkshire, the highlands or Tenerife, ensuring that when they arrive, they’ll meet up with the very same people they live and work with back home."

Price: £1.99

Scotland in Miniature Coaster
Order: AOCSIMIN

Size: 90mm x 90mm
Description: "An overused expression to illustrate that Arran has a mountain, some deer and enough heather to stick to the front of your car."

Price: £1.99